ok I need DEGEN DUNGEONS TO BE UPDATED. like VERY SOON. I cant take this anymore. every day I am checking the site and it is staying the same. every day, check site, same site. I cant take this anymore. it is what it is. but I need the site to BE UPDATED ALREADY. can devs DO SOMETHING??
Fellow Soldiers of Gob I am pleased to report that we are locked in. We are testifying to the human capacity to flourish in adverse conditions given the right mix of Franzia boxed wine and experimental nootropics. We are, dare I say, standing on business.
If we want this site to work we need to be able to take money from your wallet, put it in our wallet, and then put more back in your wallet (if you're lucky.) It's what some would call "the point of this whole thing." The problem is we've got to build all of this crap from scratch! The eggs and the chickens and the temple and the bazaar and the prophetic visions of busty faeries with beautiful breasts bouncing so boobily... but I digress. We've made great progress and will be activating a ton of new stuff in the coming weeks.
Consider this the calm before the storm. Soon enough, thousands of new bozos will descend on the award winning virtual world of Degen Dungeons. You'll be saying "I always knew they could do it, I never lost hope, I played during alpha. I bought dozens of eggs. Cluck cluck." etc. etc.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
